What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

2 major cancer breakthroughs just dropped, and doctors are buzzing - Business Insider

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Man thought he was 'tired from work' before brain tumour diagnosis - BBC

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Not just genes: After 17 years of study, scientist discovers just 1 lifestyle change that could easily ad - Times of India

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

United and JetBlue: How the Blue Sky partnership will help travelers, and where there's room to grow - The Points Guy

No way

No, not a chance

No go.

Neuroscientists discover biological mechanism that helps the brain ignore irrelevant information - PsyPost

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Charting the Global Economy: US GDP Falls on Larger Trade Hit - Bloomberg

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Why isn't the FBI raiding all Silicon Valley companies like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, TikTok, Reddit, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Disqus, Wikipedia for censoring the World through their Ban cartel violating the constitution freespeech laws?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

How did your marriage end?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Let's Weigh The Pros And Cons Of Inviting Larry David To Your Wedding - OutKick

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Digital Workers Have Arrived in Banking - WSJ

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)